We passed by a bunch of a lot of handy electronics that could have been soldered into a nightmare/dream apparatus that sucked or demolished penises.
I am a quarter done with the first step, learn to solder.
I know how to be kind to a penis.
Sometimes lessons are a little out of order, like these:


(this is actually a very real and upsetting thing)

(A too-real shanty relic)

(Like this, not only because of it's painful truth, but also because the Elrond guy is supposed to be the most excellent senator Feingold of Wisconsin. He also has a podcast of smooth alt music he is listening to at the moment, called "Fein Tunes".)
Or, just pay ten bucks for a forever subscription to http://forums.somethingawful.com, go to PHIZ or LF, and be set on electronic insight forever. Why not?
Also text of the month (sic):
"No I won't shut it and you may think I'm a crazy fuck but at least I'm not a selfish shell of a humanbeing living in an alchol driven space fantasey"
I will not argue with that.